Home Schooled Christian Girl - Johnny Crashed

With a dollar in your pocket and a forty for a rainy day
With your daddy's Chevy pick up and your hat from the NRA
And you're thinking that you're going to get some
Feeling like the king of the world
But you can't do that with a home schooled Christian girl

I'm as pure as the snow on an early winter's day
I'm as sacred as the manger where baby Jesus lay
And though the world says that Jesus failed
And for his troubles he got nailed
Cuz you can't do that with a home schooled Christian girl

The bible says a man must remain strong as a rock
And woman to a man is just like a chicken to a cock
No wonder I'm a little confused
How does a sinner choose?
Cuz you can't do that with a home schooled Christian girl