Love is Such a Heavy Burden - Johnny Crashed
She was a girl who sought her pleasure with a bible on her knee
She’d rather sew then drink good whiskey and her God gave her the gift of clarity
He was a boy in constant trouble, lived his life upon a whim
Love was such a heavy burden and he hoped it troubled anyone but him
But then their fortunes came together in a tale we know so well
She said she’d like to teach him how to get to heaven and he said he’d show her how to go to hell
She was a girl in love with Jesus and the cross upon her chest
The only time her legs would open was when she laid that bible down to rest
He was a boy who thought he won her with the charms of an older man
What he never even realized was all of this was someone else’s plan
But then their fortunes came together in a tale we know so well
She said she’d like to teach him how to get to heaven and he said he’d show her how to go to hell
She’d rather sew then drink good whiskey and her God gave her the gift of clarity
He was a boy in constant trouble, lived his life upon a whim
Love was such a heavy burden and he hoped it troubled anyone but him
But then their fortunes came together in a tale we know so well
She said she’d like to teach him how to get to heaven and he said he’d show her how to go to hell
She was a girl in love with Jesus and the cross upon her chest
The only time her legs would open was when she laid that bible down to rest
He was a boy who thought he won her with the charms of an older man
What he never even realized was all of this was someone else’s plan
But then their fortunes came together in a tale we know so well
She said she’d like to teach him how to get to heaven and he said he’d show her how to go to hell