NEO-NAZI PUNK, TRUMP LOVING CHUMP,
WANNA BE A REDNECK BLUES
– Johnny Crashed
My son came to me and said
"Hey Dad, it turns out that I'm gay."
"And I'm hoping that because I’m your son you'll accept me anyways"
We'll I'd like to son but I gotta tell you straight
That these are the kinds of things you choose
I'm a neo-nazi punk
I'm a Trump loving chump
And I wanna be a Redneck Blues
My daughter came to me and said,
"Hey Dad, it turns out I'm 3 months along"
"I could really use some health care a place I can go to make sure that nothing goes wrong”
You should have thought of that before you opened your legs
You know that's kind of old news
My wife came to me and said,
"Hey love, I'd really like equality"
I'm getting real tired of being slapped on the ass and hearing the words Heysweetie"
We'll I'd like to help and I feel your pain
Maybe someday I'll walk in your shoes
Right now I'm sitting here on top of the heap
And from where I’m sitting it looks fine
Maybe there's something that they're not telling me
But who cares when the prizes are all mine
My neighbor came to me and said
"Hey neighbor, we should all hang out some more!"
I've got that mower you need, I'll trade for some weed, it's nice to have an open door"
Well sorry neighbor I'm building this wall
You know someone's gotta lose
My friend came to me and said
"Hey friend, can you stand up for my kind?"
We keep getting murdered by the men in blue. We'd love to do a major re-wind."
We'll sorry my friend, you're now one of them,
I should have seen all the clues.
We'll Jesus came to me and said
"Hey brother, any chance you could act more like me?"
I mean for Christ sakes did you even read the book or are you just taking the words of the clergy?
We'll sorry 'Son of Man' I love your robe,
But I really gotta cruise