The People Of Somewhere, Maine
Jezebel, Vocals/Hula-hoop/Dance/Choir
Jezebel was raised in an off the grid christian home by her mother and father who were creatively inclined. Her mom was a former ballet dancer who turned to carnival "cooch" dancing after the kids were born while her father was a piano player and former roadie for the Desert Rose Band. As the oldest of four home schooled children Jezebel learned responsibility at an early age. But in between her devotions,hard work, and fighting off the ways of the devil, Jezebel would sing, dance and daydream. After meeting Johnny Crashed at the Buckfield/Sumner Town Dump, (where Johnny does his shopping) and after some serious prayer she agreed to join Johnny's band, The Rednecks. Psalm 150:4 Praise him with tambourine and dance; praise him with strings and pipe!
Brooks Belanger, Guitar/Mandolin/Percussion/Bass
An unparalled ladies man, Brooksie was born in a Portland brothel, and was taken under the wings of some of the areas most successful sex workers and forced to compose music while the ladies performed. This has given him the kind of groove that God usually reserves for black men.
Colin Krishna, Bass
A nomadic journeyman of music, little is known of this elusive musician. He has been playing bass with The Rednecks since Father Berube left the band due to legal issues involving a minor.
Mother Mary Jane, Vocals/Choir/Dance
A devout nun and praised gospel singer, Mother Mary Jane sings soprano and praises the Lord with medicial marijuana. She is also the director of the Openly High Choir and has been rumoured to give "special" one-on-one vocal lessons. Mother Mary Jane may seem like a perfect angel, but watch out for when she gets those Church Girl Blues!
Kale Churchill, Piano, Organ, Mandolin, Bass, Saxaphone
Once a child prodigy and then homeless living behind a dumpster at Tim Horton's in Norway. Kale was taken in by Mother Mary Jane and given a regular gig playing piano at Mother Mary Jane's SmokeEasy. After years of sexual harassment by the staff Kale left the gig and took Johnny Crashed up on his offer to play in his band. His parents are currently suing Johnny as a result of Kales current interest in ragtime music and cross dressing nuns.