The Hippies and The Rastas and the Rednecks Held a Picnic
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The Hippies and The Rastas and the Rednecks Held a Picnic
Chicken was there wrecking his lungs Sarah showed up speaking in tongues Cindy smelled like Garlic and Harry did too While Hippy Chris smiled at someone new Andy put a crack in time and space While Jason slipped his hand up a pretty girls waist Chip sold burritos and bullshit too While everyone ignored VJ Foo When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic The man with the dreads told us to “praise Jah” But he can’t fit his kids in a single car The farmer’s daughter she'll play the fool To any man with the right set of tools Activist guy let’s hid head get swelled Getting off on the dragon’s he’s felled While redneck goes looking for another sale Using PBR to hide his trail When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic You know Panda Bear gives up more than her share While Mother Mary Jane offered up some kind of prayer The boys in the band gave fungus away To anyone needing their souls to be saved Green man made sweet love to a tree While little hippy chicks helped spread STD’s And everyone knew they’d have more fun When they got real high before their next mud run When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic Now everyone’s shouting that conspiracy crap While trying to figure out who gave them the clap Cosmo he just got rid of a pound While Huckleberry Jesus makes barely a sound That 17 year old with the permanent pout She just laughed at Fuda who let it all hang out The trailer queens are drinking too much They don’t give a shit about who they touch The one man band he’s doing his time He's writing clichés and calling them rhymes The drum circle starting so head for the hills Cuz rhythm don’t ever work well with pills The artist dude lines up his sight He’s aiming for somebody else’s wife it's just one more day at the edge of the pit Where marijuana helps writes the script When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic |