The Hippies and The Rastas and the Rednecks Held a Picnic
The Hippies and The Rastas and the Rednecks Held a Picnic
Chicken was there wrecking his lungs
Sarah showed up speaking in tongues
Cindy smelled like Garlic and Harry did too
While Hippy Chris smiled at someone new
Andy put a crack in time and space
While Jason slipped his hand up a pretty girls waist
Chip sold burritos and bullshit too
While everyone ignored VJ Foo
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
The man with the dreads told us to “praise Jah”
But he can’t fit his kids in a single car
The farmer’s daughter she'll play the fool
To any man with the right set of tools
Activist guy let’s hid head get swelled
Getting off on the dragon’s he’s felled
While redneck goes looking for another sale
Using PBR to hide his trail
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
You know Panda Bear gives up more than her share
While Mother Mary Jane offered up some kind of prayer
The boys in the band gave fungus away
To anyone needing their souls to be saved
Green man made sweet love to a tree
While little hippy chicks helped spread STD’s
And everyone knew they’d have more fun
When they got real high before their next mud run
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
Now everyone’s shouting that conspiracy crap
While trying to figure out who gave them the clap
Cosmo he just got rid of a pound
While Huckleberry Jesus makes barely a sound
That 17 year old with the permanent pout
She just laughed at Fuda who let it all hang out
The trailer queens are drinking too much
They don’t give a shit about who they touch
The one man band he’s doing his time
He's writing clichés and calling them rhymes
The drum circle starting so head for the hills
Cuz rhythm don’t ever work well with pills
The artist dude lines up his sight
He’s aiming for somebody else’s wife
it's just one more day at the edge of the pit
Where marijuana helps writes the script
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
Chicken was there wrecking his lungs
Sarah showed up speaking in tongues
Cindy smelled like Garlic and Harry did too
While Hippy Chris smiled at someone new
Andy put a crack in time and space
While Jason slipped his hand up a pretty girls waist
Chip sold burritos and bullshit too
While everyone ignored VJ Foo
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
The man with the dreads told us to “praise Jah”
But he can’t fit his kids in a single car
The farmer’s daughter she'll play the fool
To any man with the right set of tools
Activist guy let’s hid head get swelled
Getting off on the dragon’s he’s felled
While redneck goes looking for another sale
Using PBR to hide his trail
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
You know Panda Bear gives up more than her share
While Mother Mary Jane offered up some kind of prayer
The boys in the band gave fungus away
To anyone needing their souls to be saved
Green man made sweet love to a tree
While little hippy chicks helped spread STD’s
And everyone knew they’d have more fun
When they got real high before their next mud run
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic
Now everyone’s shouting that conspiracy crap
While trying to figure out who gave them the clap
Cosmo he just got rid of a pound
While Huckleberry Jesus makes barely a sound
That 17 year old with the permanent pout
She just laughed at Fuda who let it all hang out
The trailer queens are drinking too much
They don’t give a shit about who they touch
The one man band he’s doing his time
He's writing clichés and calling them rhymes
The drum circle starting so head for the hills
Cuz rhythm don’t ever work well with pills
The artist dude lines up his sight
He’s aiming for somebody else’s wife
it's just one more day at the edge of the pit
Where marijuana helps writes the script
When the Hippies and the Rasta’s and the Redneck’s held a picnic