Legendary outlaw country musician and notorious marijuana farmer Johnny Crashed called on Governor LePage to immediately extend the new migrant worker program until the end of November and triple the number of Jamaican Rastafarians allowed entry for next harvest season work here in Maine. He claims there is a crisis in the world of Maine marijuana.
"There is a tragedy of unimaginable proportions here in our state", said Mr. Crashed at a statehouse rally yesterday. "People all over New England (and beyond) are not getting our weed. We had a banner growing season and we can't find anyone to help us with our fucking harvests. We need trimmers, NOW! They made the shit legal and now all the old ladies we used to get for $20/hr got their own grows and ain't wasting their time trimming someone else's shit." Mr. Crashed went on to say this, "Now I sell weed to a lot of the guys working the apple orchards near my farm and they told me to just say the word and they will bolt off those apple farm prisons quicker then you can say Bob Marley. So Governor LePage either get us more trimmers or we're dropping off samples at the local bunkhouses. See how long they last and say goodbye to your beloved apple industry." Mr. Crashed made it a point to also say that his words were not intended to incite violence against anyone and "...that's just the media distorting my words to sell papers."
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AuthorJohnny Crashed is a marijuana farmer living in Somewhere, Maine. His best friend was his German Shepherd, Sam. Archives
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